Dear Brian Kilmeade,
I've noticed as of late that you have been consistent with
taking care of the too shiny of a face which you used to have on
Fox & Friends which I sometimes emailed in to notify you about
to save yourself from bad first impressions on new viewers or
just bad impressions in general.
Henceforth, I think you may need to play consultant to your
friend and colleague, Mr. Greg Gutfeld, as one of his guests the
other evening had an extremely case of an over shiny face to the
point that I put my (MIB II) Ray Ban shades on to continue
watching Red Eye. What a shame because this young actress was
funny and coming across well. She even had a killer set of legs
with great definition in the thigh. Too bad all I could focus on
was the shiny, shiny glow of her face. He shiny face was so
overwhelming that I could see Gutfeld's reflection in it.
As you overcame this horrid problem they could most definitely
use your help.
Best of Christmas Roses,
Giovanni French