Date:  Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From:    John French <mosshead7@yahoo.com>
Subject:  Too Shiny of a Face for the TV Camera
To:  brian.kilmeade@foxnews.com
redeye@foxnews.com, comments@foxnews.com, americasnewsroom@foxnews.com
Dear Brian Kilmeade,
 
I've noticed as of late that you have been consistent with taking care of the too shiny of a face which you used to have on Fox & Friends which I sometimes emailed in to notify you about to save yourself from bad first impressions on new viewers or just bad impressions in general.
 
Henceforth, I think you may need to play consultant to your friend and colleague, Mr. Greg Gutfeld, as one of his guests the other evening had an extremely case of an over shiny face to the point that I put my (MIB II) Ray Ban shades on to continue watching Red Eye. What a shame because this young actress was funny and coming across well. She even had a killer set of legs with great definition in the thigh. Too bad all I could focus on was the shiny, shiny glow of her face. He shiny face was so overwhelming that I could see Gutfeld's reflection in it.
 
As you overcame this horrid problem they could most definitely use your help.
 
Best of Christmas Roses,
Giovanni French

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