Date:  Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From:     John French <mosshead7@yahoo.com>
Subject:  Spring Break "At Large"
To:  atlarge@foxnews.com
Dear Geraldo:
 
Of course  I am also watching the Simpson's but Courtney Friel had me "zone-in" on your spring-break coverage - she's quite hot - along w/ Lauree Dhue -
 
Well, in short, I've always thought the typical spring-break as way cheesy and pathetic ...
For instance, for my spring breaks, I would spend my time on Hilton Head Island w/ my uncle and aunt who lived on what's considered million dollar row in Sea Pines Plantation or visiting my sisters in Boca Raton and driving to Key West for a stay - and I never once missed that "typical" spring-break the far majority of my peers were experiencing and thought was so cool.
 
And, believe me, I am no prude - having slept w/ just about 100 women and messed-around w/ even more - however I do have certain tastes and standards and I just gratefully considered the "typical" spring-break in poor taste = on many levels.
 
I;m glad you're one of the ones in calling this out and exposing the facade - (like that of which sadly dukes most American people everyday instead of cultivating and savoring the organic) -
 
Best of the Roses,
John French    mystrawhat.com
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