Date:  Sun, 9 Dec 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From:    "John French" <mosshead7@yahoo.com>
Subject:  Schulz in the Streets _ Red Eye's Saturday Night Prime Time Special Dec 8th
To:  redeye@foxnews.com, comments@foxnews.com, Julie Banderas <julie.banderas@foxnews.com>,
domenica.davis@foxnews.com
"Fuck you, it's too cold!"
 
Wow, Bill really set the tone for a defiantly wild Schulz in the Streets. It was excellent. The Bible Thumper in his strawhat and the slutty Santa (which eerily reminded me of Julia Allison pics of herself at a holiday party she recently posted on her blog) were hilarious, bizarre, with exceptional bitchy attitude = In short, from the world of Bill Schulz. And, Domenica Davis is hot = She can communicate with my hypothaiamus anytime. I like how Schulz in the Street weaved her into the plot = Yeah, very hot = A+++             (I)
 
And, speaking of hot, the spicy version of Juliet Huddy, Ms. Julie Banderas, is always stimulating to have come through the TV screen and tingle my brain's message center in electric delight. I just wish we could have seen those nice legs.
 
Of course, while we're speaking of nice legs, Alicia Quarles' legs are totally rockin'. If Alicia Quarles were a spicy, gourmet, brown mustard, I'd dip my kosher pickle in her and swirl it around and then eat her in front of everyone at the dinner table.      (I)
 
Yes, and as for eating, I'd like to eat some good drugs w/ Natasha. She totally seems like the kind of essential woman I'd like to take a trip with and then maybe even see her again a few weeks later. I love how she conveyed that rap is crap and has no singing and no-one playing musical instruments. And I love that Natasha expressed this on-the-air to an audience of millions around-the-world and to Master P.            (I)
 
And, since we're talking about the master of pee, Greg was a wonderful host as always. Though my wife thinks it looks like he's gained a little weight. Greg, don't let the success go to your head, dude. Don't use your celebrity and those big paychecks to signify your elevated status through the over consumption of food. You don't want to end-up like Vince Neil, do you? Nikki Sixx is way cooler.
 
Andy. Andy. Andy. Everyday your Post Game Wrap-up is like a bed time story for me where I imagine that you, Greg, Bill and all the hot women on the show that I love, tuck-me-in "snug as a bug in a rug" for me to lay my head on a bed of California stars and dream a little dream ............
 
 
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