"Fuck you, it's too cold!"
Wow, Bill really set the tone for a defiantly wild Schulz in the
Streets. It was excellent. The Bible Thumper in his strawhat and
the slutty Santa (which eerily reminded me of Julia Allison pics
of herself at a holiday party she recently posted on her blog)
were hilarious, bizarre, with exceptional bitchy attitude = In
short, from the world of Bill Schulz. And, Domenica Davis is hot
= She can communicate with my hypothaiamus anytime. I like how
Schulz in the Street weaved her into the plot = Yeah, very hot =
A+++ (I)
And, speaking of hot, the spicy version of Juliet Huddy, Ms.
Julie Banderas, is always stimulating to have come through the
TV screen and tingle my brain's message center in electric
delight. I just wish we could have seen those nice legs.
Of course, while we're speaking of nice legs, Alicia
Quarles' legs are totally rockin'. If Alicia Quarles
were a spicy, gourmet, brown mustard, I'd dip my kosher pickle
in her and swirl it around and then eat her in front of everyone
at the dinner table. (I)
Yes, and as for eating, I'd like to eat some good drugs w/
Natasha. She totally seems like the kind of essential woman I'd
like to take a trip with and then maybe even see her again a few
weeks later. I love how she conveyed that rap is crap and has no
singing and no-one playing musical instruments. And I love that
Natasha expressed this on-the-air to an audience of millions
around-the-world and to Master P. (I)
And, since we're talking about the master of pee, Greg was a
wonderful host as always. Though my wife thinks it looks like
he's gained a little weight. Greg, don't let the success go to
your head, dude. Don't use your celebrity and those big
paychecks to signify your elevated status through the over
consumption of food. You don't want to end-up like Vince Neil,
do you? Nikki Sixx is way cooler.
Andy. Andy. Andy. Everyday your Post Game Wrap-up is like a bed
time story for me where I imagine that you, Greg, Bill and all
the hot women on the show that I love, tuck-me-in "snug as a bug
in a rug" for me to lay my head on a bed of California stars and
dream a little dream ............
Best of Pittsburgh's Rusted ROSES,
"John French" / John Alan Conte Jr.
Everyday There's Something 2008
StrawHat Productions