Date:  Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From:    John French <mosshead7@yahoo.com>
Subject:  Your Sanskrit Tattoo about Greg _ I'm impressed by you, Laurie Dhue
To:  laurie.dhue@foxnews.com, dhuepoint@foxnews.com
redeye@foxnews.com
Whoa, I don't care if that Sanskrit tattoo located in that heavenly place on your heavenly body if about Greg Gutfeld, I think it's really swell.
 
You were so hot tonight and Red Eye. You have such an incredible gift which translates so naturally in front of a camera and into rows and rows of houses w/ the windows painted blue from the light of TV.
 
You're so beautiful and gifted, if being beautiful and gifted were an oyster in Beaufort Stew, I'd shuck you and then eat you at the Salty Dog Cafe in South Beach Marina in Sea Pines Plantation on the unblemished Hilton Head Island.
 
Yeah, I'm just glad that tattoo isn't about Shep. My wife thinks he's queer. And although it annoys her that I watch Red Eye everyday at 3 a.m., I think she thankful that I am no longer smoking kind bud out of a fleshly carved apple in the basement at 3 a.m.
 
Greg is great.
 
Oh, and BTW = Sanskrit = Nice ............ I'm impressed by you, Laurie Dhue............
 
Best of the Christmas Roses,
Giovanni French
mystrawhat.com

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