Date:  Tue Aug 7, 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From:    John French <mosshead7@yahoo.com>
Subject:  Red eye Show Fri 5/4/07 = A+++
To:  redeye@foxnews.com
Among us all, this should be * "a priori" - However, since you are vain people w/ the type of egos that like attention and praise = ** Here We Go - ("DMC and DJ Run - Dumb ditty dumb ditty ditty dumb dumb - And right about now it's time to have some fun - Dumb ditty dumb ditty ditty dumb dumb) -
 
Friday's Red eye show on 5/4/07 earns an A+++
 
Yeah, all the way around it was perfect.
 
I now don't ever have to watch again or email-in.
 
;)
 
Where should I start?
 
Julia Allison is a breath of fresh air. I don't think I ever liked a personality on TV as much as I do her - (well, that cool web site gives her some radiant depth too) - And, thus, she is someone I find very engaging and dynamic. ... A one nite stand, fling, romance, friends, just hanging out or, whatever, I'd probably take it if I wasn't in some other "zone" or on some other "path" at the time.
 
In any event, Julia looked great in that pink suit jacket which reminded me of the famous Jackie O Chanel suit that Parker Posey wore in The House of Yes.  Fucking ehy, hey!!!
 
Rachel Marsden, that "house bitch" I dig, is always entertaining. And, she is as sharp as a "whip" but also a little "wacky" too and not so serious like her idol, Ann Coulter, which makes her perfect for Red eye and more accessible to the "chic-hip-shabby-sheik" demo it seems you're trying to hit-over-the-head.
 
The camera work was definitely at its best. It gave a "user friendly" look & feel which made me, the viewer, feel more connected to the set and what was going on there --- almost as if I was a viewer in a "live" audience and could look about w/ my own two eyes at will.
 
Additionally, the camera finally hit a good number of full-shots of that "Goddess" Rachel.
 
Kevin did not disappoint me and made me laugh just by going through his facial expressions which always makes me think he's sitting on a tack or has hemorrhoids and is uncomfortable sitting there or something. (Maybe he's doing like a pouty Elvis imitation or something - thinking that will help him as a "Brit" be more accepted by *** "an American's eyes").
 
Is Bill gay or what? There are all these "gay" references toward and for him. I like Bill even if he's "gay" = (happy) or a "fag" = (a bundle of sticks).
 
Bill should do more of his street segments out in front of FNC's headquarters - out around 48th & 6th.
 
He could be a singer in an alternative band.
 
"Alienated Andy" --- is he down in the basement or something? I picture him all alone w/ the lights out.
 
When Andy held-up "fired alarm" on his paper and made the Hollywood Squares reference - it was  a good injection of post-modern humor.
 
And, then there's Greg = his love of chimps; cute & cuddly "fuzzy" things; strippers; Lindsay Lohan; weed; drinking; drugs; throwing out a cheesy "commercial" career at Maxim and Men's Health (although Rodale Press in Emmaus, PA is pretty cool and its whole start w/ Organic Harvest Magazine is totally respectable) for a "cutting edge" program on at 2 a.m. w/ its Motley Crue and break-through view of the NEWS is definitely admirable -for someone like me.
 
**** "People are strange when you're a stranger..."
 
Greg is a "strange ranger" ---  ***** but I like it. Yes, I do.
 
I dig the show - and, Red eye on Friday, May 5th, deserves an A+++
 
I'll never watch again.
 
 
* "a priori" is a term / concept which is used to define an implied knowledge - a knowledge which doesn't need to be stated because it's already intuitively realized --- For further interest please see Walter Kaufman's book, Existentialism: from Dostoevsky to Sarte - page 318 will help you out
 
** "here we go" ---- an unreleased bootleg Run DMC song
 
*** "an american's eyes" --- a line from a Ryan Adams song off of Heartbreaker which is way cool because the chorus goes, "come take me out --- pick-me-up, fuck-me-up, steal all my records, screw all my friends, they're all full of shit, and then do it again, with a smile on your face --- I wish you would ---"
 
**** "people are strange" --- The Doors
 
***** "but I like it. Yes, I do" --- It's Only Rock & Roll by the Rolling Stones
 
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