Okay, say Red Eye's "Bill-ibuster" is a funny take on the
annoying filibuster, however, as proved to me from your last
show, what Red Eye really needs to cultivate and implement is a
"Bill-rometer."
Of course, I don't suggest this actually airing on the show but
used amongst yourselves when planing.
Here's how I imagine it working as follows:
a). if a female guest to sit at the table on the set is hot, she
sits to the right of Bill.
b). if a female guest to sit at the table on the set is not hot
but cool, she sits to the left of Bill.
Here's another way to look at it by using the two women at your
table last show as an example:
a). if the female guest to sit at the table on the set is
prettier than Bill, she sits to the right of Bill (i.e. Lauren
Green).
b). if Bill is prettier than the female guest to sit at the
table on the set, she sits to the left of Bill.
Lauren Green has incredibly nice legs and, in general, she's hot
and, thus, it makes sense to showcase her attractiveness for the
obvious ratings reasons.
What the fuck?! I thought we were beyond this idiotic bull shit
by now?!
Personally, I don't care how cool and funny Amy is, I'd rather
see the aesthetically pleasing Lauren Green to the right of Bill
instead of a pair of "granny arms."
And, I'm not even superficial or shallow, I just knows what I
likes.
Best of Christmas Roses,
Giovanni French