Dear Red Eye:
Last night was a most excellent show. Let me congratulate you on
some of the best TV of 2007. I hope 2008 will include even more
colorful, "fun to funky" Red Eye.
Your show is loose but tight like the F&F model but a little
more revealing and risque. Where F&F snaps back, you go beyond
(like a big fat ass in sweats).
And, I agree w/ you about the hotness of the delicious Courtney
Friel, "if she were a bag of peanuts, I'd eat her at a baseball
game." ... and, the other one used for her last night, "she's
so hot she can incubate an egg in her mouth."
The one for Alison Rosen was funny but also true too,
"if satirical commentary was a rope, I'd jump her in the school
yard."
Actually, another of my favorites was used on Anna Gilligan: "if
she were a subway platform, I'd get off on her." Who wouldn't?!
I did miss the Greg-a-logue. Though you still kept things
rolling along like the kind of pleasant train ride Dr. Roberts
would prescribe the "hysterical" and "fatigued" Mrs. Smith back
in the 1880's before the vibrator -(and if she wasn't quite an
equestrian).
Best of Pittsburgh's Rusted ROSES,
"John French" / John Alan Conte Jr.
Everyday There's Something 2008
StrawHat Productions