Date:  Wed, 5 Dec 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From:    "John French" <mosshead7@yahoo.com>
Subject:  "if she were a bag of peanuts, i'd eat her at a baseball game"
To:  redeye@foxnews.com, lipsandears@foxnews.com, comments@foxnews.com, friends@foxnews.com,
brian.kilmeade@foxnews.com, bill.mccuddy@foxnews.com
Dear Red Eye:
 
Last night was a most excellent show. Let me congratulate you on some of the best TV of 2007. I hope 2008 will include even more colorful, "fun to funky" Red Eye.
 
Your show is loose but tight like the F&F model but a little more revealing and risque. Where F&F snaps back, you go beyond (like a big fat ass in sweats).
 
And, I agree w/ you about the hotness of the delicious Courtney Friel, "if she were a bag of peanuts, I'd eat her at a baseball game."  ... and, the other one used for her last night, "she's so hot she can incubate an egg in her mouth."
 
The one for Alison Rosen was funny but also true too, "if satirical commentary was a rope, I'd jump her in the school yard."
 
Actually, another of my favorites was used on Anna Gilligan: "if she were a subway platform, I'd get off on her."  Who wouldn't?!
 
I did miss the Greg-a-logue. Though you still kept things rolling along like the kind of pleasant train ride Dr. Roberts would prescribe the "hysterical" and "fatigued" Mrs. Smith back in the 1880's before the vibrator -(and if she wasn't quite an equestrian).
 
Best of Pittsburgh's Rusted ROSES,
"John French" / John Alan Conte Jr.
Everyday There's Something 2008
 
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