OK, hey... I just caught the Red Eye re-play of Julia Allison & Samantha Judge on the week 7/25 (my B-Day) and I have a few things to convey...

 

Julia Allison and Samantha Judge are two of my favorite Red Eye guests so it was a real treat to have both of them on together -which brought-up an interesting internal insight for me that I unveil later.

 

And, I also like the professor. Professor Hill is it? He's a great guest on the show.

 

Yeah, later I caught Savannah the porn star on the show and I wasn't so impressed at all. I mean, she didn't even wear a dress or skirt = and that seat should only allow for women w/ hot legs, smarts and a good sense of humor to be seated there. I was so bored I almost ran a hot bath and cut my veins the right way just for something to do (although the Ritz-Carlton isn't wouldn't be the place to do that as the kick-ass room did not have a six & a half cast iron claw foot tub in it like the palatial bathroom in my home in Sewickley does).

 

At any rate, the Julia Allison & Samantha Judge Red Eye w/ Professor Hill was one of the best ever = A+++ +++     (a first time for A plus six)

 

Julia is quite the delight and like a Christmas night slowly unraveling yet pulsating with joyous stimulation. What a combination she is for me = one part visual treat and the other like intellectual copulation. Moreover, she seems to possess this string of pearl charm.

 

And, Samantha Judge....

 

The Boy Vs. Girl Reading and Drinking dialog was really funny - And, of course, so was the "call with Mom."

 

I also thought the animal stories with the little dog that went after the rattlesnake and the seagull who steals and shares w/ his friends were awesome.

 

Greg, Mr. Bill and Andrew were rare talent as usual. (One of them is like a third "ball" or nipple or something spectacularly odd and funny).

 

The whole Beckman thing was kind of typical - Though the way it played out during your discussion I agree more with Greg and Samantha. (Although it was cool that just a couple weeks ago while I was at the Chateau Marmont Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckman did a big interview there).

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So, yeah, the internal insight unearthed for me tonite by Julia and Samantha's TV presence together on the "cult like hit" Red Eye = is that Julia is like my home-coming, cheerleader high school girlfriend, "Missy" / Melissa, that all our schoolmates thought I'd marry - as she was one of the sweetest things and so popular and goodhearted, good-natured and good for me = someone who disliked me smoking pot, drinking, smoking cigarettes, hanging out w/ certain people and in certain places and at certain times - and, in general was such a good influence on me as for as my grades, over all more disciplined lifestyle and maturity goes and, yet, someone who definitely was a creative, loyal and an energetic lover ---

 

And, Samantha Judge was like that cool, hot, funny and intelligent "burn-out" chick, Jennifer, I did-it with when we were fourteen while she was babysitting = (And, yeah, there were allot of Jennifers but this one will become uniquely defined by an entertaining anecdote I will shortly disclose). Maybe it was because Jennifer and I did-it and she wasn't really over me but Missy did not like me hanging out w/ her or her friend E. Christman. Of course, I often ignored Missy's indiscretion and strict advice and would smoke pot and drink with Jennifer and Ms. E. Christman. Missy's disdain for these girls and my association w/ them was so bad that one time after school when we were partaking in ingesting some kind-bud and beers that they had someone take pictures so they could throw them in her face.

 

To the distinct anecdotal mess... years later Missy is out-of-the-picture and I was attending Penn State University via Marquette University and Boca Raton/Deerfield Beach and one evening Lee and I were "tripping" on some good old "acid" long into the nite that divides the day. We had also consumed our usual "heroic" but not frat-boy-foolish amount of alcohol. Around 9:30 a.m. we ended-up at a scenic spot along the side of one of "Happy Valleys" beautiful mountains - inspired by the breathtaking, exhilarating view. As we had gathered some people for this trip and had an audience and, Lee and I were fashioned in the latest Ralph Lauren spring-line from my closet (and we were on a roll fresh off of being photographed by National Geographic) looking surreal, I made a quick decision to eat a burr.

 

I picked a burr and put it in my mouth and began to chew until the next thing I knew I was not liking my decision and at Lee's advice licking my sweater he was wearing so that "maybe" some of the needle like pieces of burr in my mouth & on my tongue would get caught in the fibers of the fabric of the sweater --- (Despite Ecclesiastics, this was probably something new done under the sun).

 

From the side of the mountain we were all sitting in one of State College's waffle named breakfast places when I suddenly left the table and the establishment with an unpleasant sensation in my mouth and found myself on the doorstep of Jennifer who was also attending PSU. She helped make it all better for me as I found well needed naked sleep in her naked arms in her room in her bed.

 

Currently, Jennifer is a radio personality somewhere and is said to be "outspoken" and still hot.

 

Well, it's 4:16 a.m. now and I have this RYan Adams song in my head which may carry me off to sleep: