Date:  Tue Aug 7, 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From:    John French <mosshead7@yahoo.com>
Subject:  Julia Allison's New Hair Cut
To:  redeye@foxnews.com
Hi Julia,
 
OK, so I'm not emailing around an email called, "Julia Allison's New Hair Cut."
 
But I do need to state that I was taught, if I could not say anything nice, not to say anything at all.
 
So, I'm not.
 
No, really!!! I liked it better before and ,when you were last on Red eye, I did notice something different, less compelling about you than before.
 
However, you are still "you."
 
You're still a beautiful woman = hot, engaging, funny, dynamic, witty, confident (and yet a little flaky in a good way - which also makes you seem vulnerable and accessible enough for all those guys to hit-on-you).
 
I'll be back-in-touch once your hair grows-out and you look like that woman who was "breaking my heart" because I'm married and you're smart, funny and totally me.
 
Best of the Roses,
John French    mystrawhat.com
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