Greg, you are a sell-out dick!!!  For people who have a fucking life your 2 a.m. and 3 a.m. slots are alright but 10 p.m. on a Saturday night?!?!  You Flounder-looking-Fuck!!! I have a black-tie gala to attend and won't be home until late = (yeah, I may even go get some lap dances after this gala as I like the feeling of naked hot strippers rubbing themselves all ofver my $1,000.00 tuxedo) so I won't be home until the usual time Red Eye airs. Thus, missing Michael Madsen.

 

Mike Madsen is so fucking cool you shit!!! I even know a kid from Pittsburgh who's "living on a prayer" (barf for making that putrid vile reference) out in L.A. since like the late 90's trying to make a living off of being like Mike Madsen.

 

Mike Madsen is only one of the fucking coolest guys in Hollywood, Greg!!!

 

Oh, Jackie Gutfeld is definitely gonna make the final version of my Top 50 Hottest Women of Everyday Media for my latest e-book soon to be released on mystrawhat.com called
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