Date:  Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From:    John French <mosshead7@yahoo.com>
Subject: 
Greg Finally Changes His Jacket _ New on Red Eye
To:  redeye@foxnews.com
Greg, hey, so what was the reasoning behind wearing the same jacket for months on end?
 
Wasn't FNC paying you enough? Was it a "lucky jacket?" Did you think it made you look slim or something? Or was it just Bill's favorite on you?
 
Anyway, your new grey jacket looks nice on you and makes you look less deviant and more "normal" and clean-cut so it's even more funny now when you do your Red Eye thing. I can see why those university kids are spilling bong-water on their rugs.
 
Oh, and by the way, that's so cool how you're on w/ E.D. Hill. She's an incredible woman and hot too. Please give her my regards in the form of a firm handshake and wink with a sexy grin and kind eyes.
 
I'll see you in Manhattan soon when Hollywood Emmy Guy and I come into Manhattan to interview Anna David (she's so cool) and Julia Allison for our full length documentary. Yes, I'll buy you, Bill & Andrew some vodka gimlets at the King Cole Bar and please bring Ms. Anna Gilligan... This will probably be in early November. I'll keep you posted.
 
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