That Carly Simon snippet was a good tease.

 

Yeah, the Fox on Fox News Channel are good at teasing aren't they?

 

Well, I'm gonna try and be back from the country club by 4 p.m. EST to watch the special because I do wanna see Carly Simon http://www.carlysimon.com/

 

Just not to long ago, every summer I'd get really really stoned off of some really really kind-bud and maybe a little vino rosso or bianco and have my thick black Ray-Ban's on my face w/ a pair of organically faded and ripped Levis w/ a blue pocket tee and my bare feet planted in front of the stereo singing along to Carly Simon's You,re So Vain over and over and over again in the like voice of Jeff Tweedy from Wilco and Uncle Tupelo = Real sexxy like ...

 

One of my 100 had a summer home in Martha's Vineyard ... I was invited but was more into the South at the time - maybe because of Tiffany who had me into Athens, Atlanta and Hilton Head ...

 

At any rate, my summer is just kickin'in when I put Carly Simon on ... IN fact, when I get home from Malibu, W. Hollywood, Vegas, San Diego, Chateau Marmont, and I head to Chataqua Lake, NY = everyday I'm gonna blast Carly Simon through he Bose speakers of the Pontoon boat ...