Date:  Wed, 5 Dec 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From:    "John French" <mosshead7@yahoo.com>
Subject:  the attire of Bill Schulz
To:  redeye@foxnews.com
Dear Red Eye:
 
For the show, I've become accustomed to seeing Mr. Schulz in a shirt and tie. He seems more like one of the team with a smart look like Andy Levy and Greg Gutfeld sport.
 
It was fine for Bill to wear the standard "comfy" stoner long sleeve tee w/ a tee over top when the show first started. But now Bill is a member of everyday media and he's seen allot, has done allot, learned allot and the shirt, tie, sweater vest and jacket is more apropos. Moreover the sweater vest and jacket balance out his disheveled hair and vacant look.
 
I mean, of course, the tee w/ a tee over top is fine for hanging w/ Julie Banderas when meeting one of her boyfriends who just got out of jail and Bill is there for support in case the post-prison-sex gets a little out of hand.
 
BTW, I love the show.
 
Cheers,
J.

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