Date: | Tue Aug 7, 2007 12:00AM PDT) |
From: | John French <mosshead7@yahoo.com> |
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To: | redeye@foxnews.com |
Dear Red Eye:
Last night's show was good.
The guests were good - they all were funny. That gentleman from L.A.
turned out to be allot more funny than what I thought he would be
like - which was a pleasant surprise.
Rachel's banana "gag" about her reoccurring dream w/ Anderson
Cooper and the 5 inch unpeeled banana was pretty fucking funny.
In addition, Rachel looked hot = great hair, make-up, wardrobe &
legs.
Samantha Judge was her usual hot, deviant, funny self w/ her
Catholic school-girl wide-eyed looks and that wickedly witty brain
and mouth = Yeah, last night I would've liked to grab her through
the TV screen by her little hips and smell her brilliant hair and
kiss those glossy lips to see what flavor they taste like --- w/
that tight little New York tee-shirt (alla John Lennon).
And, of course, Greg, Andy and Bill were their charmingly outrageous
selves = pure hilarity.
All and all I enjoyed the show and thought the camera was pretty
good too - although there were not enough leg shots, you know...
On another note, Bill looked like a member of Wilco w/ that
metro-cow-punk/alternative country (Alt. Country) shirt and tie and
purposely disheveled hair.
I look forward to seeing if Julia Allison's hair grew out any yet
and for the appearance of that FNC fox I'd definitely do, Laurie
Dhue.
Best of the Roses,
John French mystrawhat.com
Things We're Afraid to Say: Webs of
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mamma Chiquita
mamma Chiquita -
mamma Chiquita
please
excuse me lovely senorita
mamma
Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please
excuse me my lovely senorita
i have no
money. i have no money but
my
brothers & sisters tell me i'm quite funny
mamma
Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please
excuse me lovely senorita
i like
banana. i like banana. i have
banana
after i pray to Santa Anna
mamma
Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please
excuse me lovely senorita
mamma
Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please
excuse me my lovely senorita
i go to
school. i go to school. i go
to school
to know the golden rules
mamma
Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please
excuse me lovely senorita
i ride the
bus. i ride the bus. i ride
the C.T.A.
with my favorite uncle, Gus.
we have no
money. we have no money but
my
brothers & sisters say we're quite funny
mamma
Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please
excuse me lovely senorita
mamma
Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please
excuse me my lovely senorita
i want to
wake-up. i want to wake-up
with the
Sun everyday just to greet you
mamma
Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please
excuse me lovely senorita
mamma
Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please
excuse me my lovely senorita
$$$
written
monday 4/30/07 at 7:30 a.m.
Best of the Roses,
John French mystrawhat.com
Things We're Afraid to Say: Webs of
Everyday Media
MySpace URL
http://www.myspace.com/112226092
StrawHat Productions
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