Date:  Tue Aug 7, 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From:    John French <mosshead7@yahoo.com>
Subject:  4/30 Mon Nite Red Eye Show
To:  redeye@foxnews.com
Dear Red Eye:
 
Last night's show was good.
 
The guests were good - they all were funny. That gentleman from L.A. turned out to be allot more funny than what I thought he would be like - which was a pleasant surprise.
 
Rachel's banana "gag" about her reoccurring dream w/  Anderson Cooper and the 5 inch unpeeled banana was pretty fucking funny.
 
In addition, Rachel looked hot = great hair, make-up, wardrobe & legs.
 
Samantha Judge was her usual hot, deviant, funny self w/ her Catholic school-girl wide-eyed looks and that wickedly witty brain and mouth = Yeah, last night I would've liked to grab her through the TV screen by her little hips and smell her brilliant hair and kiss those glossy lips to see what flavor they taste like --- w/ that tight little New York tee-shirt (alla John Lennon).
 
And, of course, Greg, Andy and Bill were their charmingly outrageous selves = pure hilarity.
 
All and all I enjoyed the show and thought the camera was pretty good too - although there were not enough leg shots, you know...
 
On another note, Bill looked like a member of Wilco w/ that metro-cow-punk/alternative country (Alt. Country) shirt and tie and purposely disheveled hair.
 
I look forward to seeing if Julia Allison's hair grew out any yet and for the appearance of that FNC fox I'd definitely do, Laurie Dhue.
 
Best of the Roses,
John French    mystrawhat.com
Things We're Afraid to Say: Webs of Everyday Media
StrawHat Productions
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mamma Chiquita
 
mamma Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please excuse me lovely senorita
 
mamma Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please excuse me my lovely senorita
 
i have no money. i have no money but
my brothers & sisters tell me i'm quite funny
 
mamma Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please excuse me lovely senorita
 
i like banana. i like banana. i have
banana after i pray to Santa Anna
 
mamma Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please excuse me lovely senorita
 
mamma Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please excuse me my lovely senorita
 
i go to school. i go to school. i go
to school to know the golden rules
 
mamma Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please excuse me lovely senorita
 
i ride the bus. i ride the bus. i ride
the C.T.A. with my favorite uncle, Gus.
 
we have no money. we have no money but
my brothers & sisters say we're quite funny
 
mamma Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please excuse me lovely senorita
 
mamma Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please excuse me my lovely senorita
 
i want to wake-up. i want to wake-up
with the Sun everyday just to greet you
 
mamma Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please excuse me lovely senorita
 
mamma Chiquita - mamma Chiquita
please excuse me my lovely senorita
 
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written monday 4/30/07 at 7:30 a.m.
 
Best of the Roses,
John French    mystrawhat.com
Things We're Afraid to Say: Webs of Everyday Media
 
StrawHat Productions
 
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